Welcome to the webpage of the joint venture of Saddalim Oil Company and O.W.L. Industries
Our company possesses many years of experience related to practically every aspect of the oil industry. Our experts are most famous in for their professional knowledge and consistently extraordinary proficiency. In fact, there is not even a slight theoretical chance that any other existing company would do their job more effective or even come close to our standards.
If that was still not enough, please let us introduce the leader of our company, who, since its foundation, manages this - let's say humbly - colossal firm beyond reproach. The only reason he's not standing out of other employees with his superhuman knowledge, empathy and intelligence is the fact that everyone who works here is completely perfect, thus being any better would lead to contradiction.
The Boss